Pretty eyed boys girls die to trust

SO remember when i blogged about my ouchie foot ?

Well this morning i just looked down and i realized i couldnt see that little poppy-outy bone on the inside of my ankle.


So then i compared the two feet....My ouchie foot is crazzzzzzzzzy swollen.


So.


Part of me feels like i shouldnt be walking on it.


But....i do.




So.



Anytime i feel like my life is really hard and i want to fall on the ground and sleep, i just think about how its not.
At all.



Reasons my life is really easy:

• i literally have no bills to pay. (this includes my tuition, which my parents graciously pay.)
• I have a job with really flexible hours and really cool people
• i have the worlds nicest sweetest cutest most loving boyfriend.
• my parents love me (and not to mention let me live in their home) despite all the things i do wrong.
• my family is really great (even if we are all spread out)
• i have really great friends, old and new
• i always have food in my fridge.

my life is easy.


My liquid only diet is going pretty well.

I really like tomato red bell pepper soup.

Like a lot.

I wanna go running. but.

I mean.


my foot is like a big ol watermellon.


My mom calls me every morning around this time and it always drives me crazy and i just want to snap my phone in half in responce to all of her pointless meaningless common sence answers.

But today  i just want her to call so i can ask her what to do about my foot.



and shes not calling.



"Britanee just call her...."


WELL I FRICKEN CANT BECAUSE MY MOM WORKS IN A PRISON.
STUPID.


Like i didnt think of that.



GUYS SARAH WILL BE HERE TOMORROW!
AND I CANT FRICKEN WAIIIITTTTTTT.

i will load lots of pics!


Cute little babies!



I keep having stress dreams about RENT.

Ugh.

Like, im always late for rehearsals and i show up and they dont need me and Allie is there for some reason ? And there are bouncy balls.

and.....crayons ?

And....in the dream i have no foot.

Jere is not gonna let me be Mimi without a foot.


jeepers.



I have weird dreams.



So i have a friend who has a private blog where he can write anything.

I think im gonna make one.


That way this one isnt so ANGRY.



: )


ha.


my sister told me she stopped reading my blog cuz its too angry.


So theres that.


I couldnt really argue with her.


Sometimes im angry.


Im the only one in the world.


GOSH WHY DID SHE HAVE TO GANG UP ON ME. I JUST WANNA RIP THE COMPUTER OFF THIS TABLE AND SMASH IT ON THE GROUND.



Joshua Lee is my favorite.



Shoot, speaking of which, i need to buy sarah a christmas present.

And maybe my brother too.

My poor brother.

His life is hard.


I was thinking...

never mind!


Ill save it for my private blog.



Well, i dont have much to write about thees days.


nothing too hot happening.

Dont need no other lovin' babe

You know after Christmas you are like "man, that was so great. Now what am i gonna do with this gut and the fact i cant walk from my room to the kitchen without panting?"

Well friends, I was with my good friend Dahlya who informed me she is on a liquid diet.

And i was like.


Thats cool.


So now im on one.


Its not really to Lose weight - its more of a cleanse.

Cuz i have eaten some nasty shiz in the last month.


I am currently eating some really delicious carrot ginger soup from trader joes.
I am a fan.


So im going to do this for 3 days (i want to try more, but Sarah comes on friday night, and there aint no way i'll be able to keep it going.[yet another reason i need to do a cleanse])

Speaking of sarah and her family coming down!

Im way excited.


I really love when my family gets together,cuz we laugh and play games.


So that will be nice.









MMMMMmmmmm budddy.


So monday night was the epic dance party.



We moved the TV into tays room and hooked up his speakers and subs.

It was pretty dope.



JD3 is way better than the others - song wise.


Cuz it has this thing called a "crew" where everyone dances parts. Its way fun.


And it was way good cardio.


I can barely lift my right arm over my head.


On the down side, pretty sure i broke a medial tarsal (LOOK WHO'S GOIN TO MEDICAL SCHOOL SUCKERSSSS)


but dance party was totally worth it.





What else do i have to tell you ?


Josh got a hair cut.


Uhm.


I cant control myself.


He looks crazy attractive.


Mmmmm josh.


You wanna hear me gush about him ? (it'll only take a second, i promise!)


He made me a book for christmas.

Uhm.

Kinda my favorite thing ever.


If my house was burning down, i would literally run inside to save it.




He drew a heart and then below it wrote "But imagine its melting, because that is what happens whenever i look at you."


There are lots of other cute quotes in it.

But i'll keep them to myself.


Also, today when we were in the car we were talking about how im gonna meet all of is high school friends, and i said "i'll make sure to look really good so they know you bagged a hottie" and Josh says "Ok, so you you'll just have to do nothing and then you'll be ready to go."


The crazy thing is he is being genuine. He could be the best player in the world if he wanted to, cuz he's got the lines.

And the face.


My goodness. That hair cut.


wheeeeeeeeeeeeeewww.



So that concludes the gushing about Josh.



Im gonna go clean my kitchen.


And then my bedroom.


And then i have work later.


I cant imagine being an adult and having to pay bills and hold a full time job. Jeepers.


Good thing i'll be going to school for 6 years.




LIFE IS SO GREAT.

There's no conspiracy behind the way two hearts meet.

So i am about to attempt to go visit my high school teachers.


Mountain View is pretty strct about there  school visitation.


so i hope i dont get arrested.




Maybe i should video tape this.






I am back.


And we did indeed get kicked off.


A man on a bike rode up to us and said, "excuse me ladies do you go here?"
And me and Dahlya looked at each other and said......"uhhhhh"



so we had to leave.


He was totally this return missionary security man.

Saw his "g's" and errrthang.




I bought Josh's christmas present today.



All i will tell you is it took me forever to decide and it was from a super sketchy place.

I even said to the lady selling it

"I like thees, if i was black, Id be all over it."

She didnt think it was funny.
Last night was Rent's Meet - n- Greet.

It was a fun time.

i meeted
and i greeted



PAUSE: this is the convo me and my sister are having


Sarah "well arent you coming up after christmas, to help us drive to AZ?"
 Me "No, i thought i got kicked out so you'd have a seat for our dog. Wait, how long are you in AZ? and how long are you in boise?"

Sarah." 7 days. 12 days."

Me " Thats cool. Spend  more time with the people you lived with for the last 5 years and see all the time while we're down here alone sobbing. thats cool. Favoritism. I get it. No really its fine."

Sarah "are you trying to get me to hang up?"

Britanee ....wait, whyd i say that?
me "Is that what i should do next time you guilt trip me? Im not being sassy i honestly want to know. Im taking notes."



So that just went down...



UNPAUSE:





The people seem cool, i guess.

I got really worried Jere would get a new Favorite, and I wouldnt be his anymore.



But thats just silly.



so that was tuesday



It isnow thursday.


8:47

IM laying in Joshs bed.
Litterally thinking this is my last night alive.


I am so sick.



and a ghost just said my name.


mybe it was my conscious.


or the grim reeper.



Seriously.

Lemme complain to you right quick.


Symptoms Britanee is Experiencing.

• crazziest head ache of her life. (throbbing stabbing melting)
• nusea
• chills
• body aches
• and my eye balls hurt

im dying.


this is my last post.


I want Mormon securitygaurd toknow he deprived me of seeing Mrs. blackburn once more before i died.



PINTEREST TIME

uhhhh. i spend any fre time i have on there(which is like 20 minutes a night.)
PAUSE

I AM SO COLD AND DYING

AND
LAP TOPS ARE SO HARD TO USE.

GRRR.


Tirade time : Some peope are so stupid. Like how can yoube a doucheover and over and notlearn your lesson.


Im glad we arnt friends on FB cuz your a dill hole.




UNPAUSE


pinterest.


.

Hair tutorials.


Love



i am going to be such a hottttieee


(i litteraly cantthink about anything besides the fact i am dying right now)




BIG NEWS HEADING YOUR WAY AND YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!


The Dllards in Fiesta mall is clossssingggggggg and everything is way on sale.


"oh way impressive......NOT!"


BUT THEN EVERYTHING IS 50% OFF THE SALE PRICE.


imma wait till it gets even lower.

and then im goin shopin!




but


the moral of the story is.


way cute
and cheap stuff happenin over thuuur at dillards.



so cold




so dying.



death.
soon.


ALL MY HIGH SCHOOLFRIENDS ARE HOME.


hot dog.



im listening to Enhanted by taylor swift.









Did you know i am now on day 3 of writing this blog.


Im very busy.

It is now thursday night.



I feel better.



But im still woosy


I work tomorrow at 9 30.


so that sucks pretty hard.


so im going to go to sleep now.



looks like i will write again tomorrow, making that day 4



should i just post this.


I will.




Are we getting sick of me tittle-ing (its late at night) my blogs song lyrics ?



i know this blog is lame
its half a blog.




i will post a part II


byeee

Your hair is on fire, musta lost your wits...

Im sure your just dying to know all about RENT.


Lemme give it to ya.
It was an awesome experience.
So i wanted to wait to blog about it till it was over. 
And now that the cast list is released i figured i could tell you.






So lets start with auditions on tuesday.


I was wicked scared.


lemme back up.
ok here are my inner motivations for auditioning for rent, and specifically for a main role as opposed to just taking an ensemble role.


People at MCC think im just good for being funny and goofy
Which, come on, I am.
But im also good at dramatic.
Which no body believes round them parts, so i had something to prove
Also.
Im like the black sheep of the family who cant sing like a fricken opera master.
Like i can sing alright.
But compared to the rest of my performing family. 
Im like the june carter of the group
annnnndddd
Rent is one of my all time favorite musicals.
so.




So theres what im carrying into auditions.


I had watched my beyonce videos and gotten my pep talks and i walked in there in my plaid blazer and red high heels and i sang the crap outa that song.


And I did pretty darn well (for me)


Pretty darn well (according to Britanee): Anytime she begins singing in the right place,does not for get the words, sings on key,keeps tempo, or does not break down crying.


So i was really happy with my audition. 
In fact, i came out dancing , like i was fist pumping in the little lobby area to all the people who had to go audition after me and were all nervous.
I was doing that one move where you like thrust and slap the air in front of you back and forth.


It was prettty cool.
pretty sure they all hated me.








So then the next day roles around and I find i was called back for Mimi (who i was going for) and Maureen (a fricken bad ass way to cool and good for me part ) [so i thought]
And i was wicked flattered 
and it was my first call back ever
and i started screaming
and giggling.
and freaking out
and rolling on the ground.


And in my head i was like "all dem haters said i wouldnt make it" and i was pointin to the sky and crypppp walkin.


so .




hahaha




ok.
so then i go to call backs. 
and i had heard there would be a dancing portion and ...its a call back....so i was in tights and a shirt and jazz shoes.


(remember mimi is a coke whore slut mexican ?) [ im not making racial slurs.....she really is....]


Ok.


Well all the other call back girls , 8 excluding mysef, show up in fishnets and boots and tank tops and bras and dresses and all that.
and im like......WELL I GUESS I BETTER TAKE MY HAIR DOWN.




so then add  -"dont have to dress like a slut during call backs to prove you can be sexy as hell." - to my list of things i had to prove.


I did pretty well.
I felt like me and this one guy had pretty good chemistry. When i walked out I was like "remember when we had song sex in there? Was it good for you , cuz it was good for me." and he's like "yeah i was doin work on you" or something sexual back. 


Also i did a booty drop (cant ever go wrong with a booty drop #workwhatyourmommagaveya)


I felt like there were 2 other girls who were competition.


"wow Britanee, you get one callback and suddenly you've got a big head. ugh. im so not reading your blog anymore"




THAS THE BIZZ OK?


where was I?




And i dont have a big head i just call it like  i see it. 


Oh.
Ok so then it was time for Maureen call backs.
And her cold read involved kissing a girl.


And .... I have kissed a girl before.


By choice.
A few times.


Yeah i know shes reading this blog, it was goood gurl. 








anyway.
Oh gosh, i can hear my relatives calling my parents now.
As if i needed anymore reason for my mom to think im a lesbian.


Back to the story.


Point is, I have nothing against 2 girls kissing.
But when i saw i was going to kiss a bunch of girls i didn't know, i was like....oh man.....


and then, the audition music was pretty nuts.
Vocally, i felt i couldn't do it.
and Maureen shows her bum-bum (this sucker is my pride and joy, and you gotta pay more then 10 bucks a pop to get a look, mmmmkay. Unless you done that grounnnnnddddwork) 
#whyamisoghettotoday?


I think i was secretly really scared and so my body just made up all of thees reasons.
But anyway, i went in there because i love Jere ( the director) and i was like "im not going to let him down, and if he see's this potential in me than so should I."


And so i sung Over the Moon with all the Maureens auditioning, and Jere ran up and said something to me and i was like "oh, i dont want maureen as much as i want mimi." and then he ran back to his little desk.


And then i thought of me singing that song.
And i was like "icantdothisicantdothisicantdothis" (i secretly have really low self esteem i just act like i dont, and for some reason those 2 days I had like super women confidence and i guess it ran out during the Maureen auditions.)


And so i went up to Jer-bear and said "do you really want me here ? Cuz im only here so you dont black list me." 
And he's all "Get the hell outa here!"


#lovelovelovelove




So i left.


And then i went home and showered and over evaluated everything and beat myself up for backing out and reverting to my old ways of being a coward and insulting Jere by thinking i knew better than he did.


So.
That part was rough.


But.......i got over it.


Then i went and saw The Sitter with josh, and it was ok.
And right as the movie is ending Josh gets a call from Jere


Here is the thing about Jere.


When i dont answer my phone.
He calls every possible person i could be with.


It always breaks the other persons heart
 but it warms mine.


And josh was like "oh jere is calling me, but i cant answer"




and im like "OH MY GOSH HE'S TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF ME!"
hahaha
So i run out of the movie
and i call him back.




Here is where i have to


 (HOLY CRAP THIS IS A LONGGGG BLOG POST. FEEL FREE TO TAKE A BREAK. CHEESE AND RICE.) 


SIDE NOTE: I HAVE A NEW FAVORITE CUSS WORD (APPARENTLY) AND ITS REALLY BAD. LIKE A YEAR AGO, I WOULD NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER SAY THIS WORD AS A BAD WORD. BUT NOW ITS ALL I SAY. #need to stop)


censor myself a bit, because...i dont know who exactly reads this blog. and i need to be professional. and grow up a little bit. 
So i cant tell you the WHOLE story.




But i cant tell you I am Mimi's understudy.




So you can come see me March 8th as Mimi.




And i will blow your mind.
And you will get so hot and bothered.




so there is that.

At first i was like "man. I worked so hard. and im just an understudy."
And then like 5 seconds later i was  like "HOLY ********* **** ****!***** ******** ****%**** ********* $****** ***** **** ******** ********** **********  ****** *****@****** i AM  MIMI foronenight"




Typical girl post, way more information than you needed.


But we had fun along the way, yeah ?






Guys. I wish i could tell you the whole story.




I guess I will just have to tell you in person.




"BRITANEE YOUR SO SNEAKY IN YOUR BLOG , UGH."




THATS THE BIZZ.




so thats basically all i have to  tell you.


I got really good grades.
All A's


however Im not singed up for any classes for next semester yet...sooo.




I have to go clean now.
Cuz the ward Christmas party is tomorrow and we are cooking a bunch of food here.


DANG.


but i love me some CHURCH PARTY FOOD.




ok.


I love you lots.




Things are good.
I hope they are for you too.


BYE.

I killed my dinner with karate, kick it in the face, taste the body.

So i try really hard to not be psycho.
Because naturally I am.
So i have this psycho filter.
It makes me a little slower than most people, but it also makes me really calm and rational, so i'll take it.






So this morning I was driving in the car with Josh and i touched my pant leg and there was a big ol wad of gum.


Thought process:
THEESE ARE MY FAVORITE PAIR OF JEANS
THEESE WERE SO EXPENSIVE (for tarah before she sold them to me for a dollar)
UGH
WAIT
THIS ISNT A BIG DEAL
I KNOW HOW TO GET GUM OUT OF CLOTHES
CALM DOWN JOSH IS ALREADY GOING TO FEEL BAD ENOUGH.








Wait? Why would Josh feel bad?


Because it was his gum.




And     thats    all     im     going     to    say    about    that.....




Wanna know how to get gum out of clothes ?
You take off as much as you can, without squishing it into the fabric.
And then you wait untill you can obtain an ice cube.
And then you rub the ice cube all over it, and then it comes rright off.
Real Talk.


And if it gets in your hair , You are supposed to rub peanut butter all over it to get it out. Ive never personally tested this method, but ive seen it done in the girls locker room in jr. high.


Pshhhh someone still falls asleep with gum in her hair.
Grow up.






Hahaha.




So Jere showed me this girl that does stand up, and it was pretty mediocre, but i still had a lot of respect for her, because thats something im REALLY afraid of doing.
Like id love to do stand up, but im just so darn scared.


I guess its not that different then my every day life....just more people watching.




Maybe that will be a new years resolution (i almost typed revolution. thats somthing totally different, and i am not ready to release that plan to the public)




I HAVE TO PEE.
HOLD ON


im back.


You know when you have to pee really bad, and then there is already pee on the seat, because your brother is a 5 year old,and your pants are already down and you reach for toilet paper to clean off the bowl and there is none and you're so pissed off and your bladder is about to launch from your tiny body and you just need toilet paper so you walk out of the bathroom to go find some with no pants or unders on because your so ticked that you dont even care if someone in the house see's the goods.




Yeah, i dont know what that is like either...






Back to new years resolutions.


......


People always make them, cuz its a "new year" .... but its like.... you can change anything about yourself any day of the year, and your just as likely to keep it #noonekeepsnewyearsrelolutions #eventhepeoplewhothinktheydo


SO HERE IS A LIST OF MINE:
 i will give you a gauge of how realistic they are . 10 being the most realistic.

• do crafty crafts-10
• go on facebook only 2 times a day-0( its so far its in the negatives)
• keep my room relatively clean-3
• try to be rational-7
• try to be really patient with people-2.7
• get really good at texas hold 'um -8
• tightin up my belly for swimsuit season (guess whos breakin out the bikini [cont. later])-6.4
• make more money.-8
• visit friends in college in various states-7.8 (i dont wanna hear it guys. I got really busy. Its not like you could have picked me up from the airport anyway, you have no car. and where would i have slept. On your couch with arm rests because you go to BYU? yeah. Thought so.Tram-i will come visit you anyday.)
• drink no soda-10 (ALREADY MASTERED THAT SUCKER. GET ON MY LEVEL)
• eat better-6.99
• do stand up comedy at least once-3.2 (im so scareddddddddd)

So. As you can see. New year resolutions are silly.

Because no one keeps them.

Why ?

Because its a year!

365 days , and you just *start* one day.

You gotta work up to that shish.

Annnnnnnndddd, as my good friend jere informed me, it takes 30 days to make a habbit.

Do you keep your resolutions till febuary?

Something to think about

BUT GOOD ON YA FOR HAVING ASPIRATIONS.

Im going to be a life coach when i grow up.

Britanee you said you are going to wear a bikini ?

Your mother was right you are a whore!

What has happened to you ?

You used to be such a good person and now you are going to burn in hell.

^^^^wow. thats a little harsh retorical judgmental person on my blog....

A lot of people wonder what is happening with me. Cuz i dont go to church and i say outrageous things.

First of all.

Ive always been a wild child.

SO..... theres that.

And. 

I guess now im just less afraid to say things.

I call this my Amish year.

*Amish Year: Baptism marks entry into the Amish church. Joining the church is a decision that cannot be made before the age of 16. By this time, a candidate will have been thoroughly drilled in the faith and the Ordnung through school and church attendance. In accord with the philosophy of choice, 16 year olds may leave the community to experience life outside if they so choose (see below).

Any member is free to leave. A member who has left may even be allowed to return within a short time. A member who leaves permanently will, however, be shunned. Shunning means that the person will forever be considered an outsider -- a stranger -- and will not be allowed to participate in the community ever again. All family ties cease to exist. A member may also be shunned if he persistently defies the authority of the Ordnung. It is rare for a member of an Amish community to take this irreversible step.

So i guess im like...2 years late


....

^^^"what the heck?" Yeah i know . Blogger is gay and randomly started backlighting my text white and it looked so gay and so i backlighted it pink. im so sorry yall. i dont like it anymore than you do.

SO back the bikini.

Aint nothin wrong with body confidence.

So i guess i better get some when i rock the bikini.

We'll see.

Wanna see all this cool stuff i made ?  

SPOILER ALERT! YOU GOT A TUTORIAL COMIN' YOUR WAY!

SO i was on pinterestttt #addicted

and i came across thees bad boys 

 and i was like, wowwwiee i wanna make them ! Keep in mind, there was no tutorial, they were for sale #gaytakethatcraptoetsyhoe

So here is me making them!

oh, and it cost me 1 $, but thats only because i had to buy tacs (who the EFF doesnt already have tacs) so for normal people it would be totally free,and that is why my version is so ghetto. You're welcome.

 First , cut out a template from a manila folder #cheeepppeeeee. Notice, the manila folder is folded in half, the cloud has to be symmetrical. ( i made 2 different sizes. a biggin and a littl'n)
Then lay template over 3 sheets of printer paper ( it would work better with cardstock, but uhm, have you seen how much money i make. and much like tacs, we have no cardstock on hand)  and then cut ALL THREE at the same time - *caugh-zach-cough*
you could use any color (blue, gray) but im simple. 

 Then  fold a line down the middle of all 3. And then fold the top cloud up,and the bottom cloud down . (does that make sense? it will) Once you have a crease in the middle, staple top of cloud and bottom of cloud.

 You will have to do a bit more folding to get it to be perfectly angled instead of all flimsy (cuz its printer paper)

 Next ,sew thread (or fish wire , which would work better, but i didnt have any) through the top of the cloud leaving a lot of excess thread which will then serve as your method of hanging. 

#ouchie so out of focus my eyes burn!

Then tac the string into the roof and fall on the ground because you are so proud of yourself.

 So cute, and they spin ! im like a little baby. I just lay in bed and watch them. 

Also i stained thees bottels!

And you can too 

Also I made theese candle holders (which were supposed to be cuterrr but what can ya do....

And you can too! (It'll be cuter i promise) 

So anyway. There's that. 

I think thats all I have....

I officially transitioned to winter music 
i.e : Damian rice, Bon iver #love, joanna newsom .

Imma fan. 

Wellppp, my blog-belly is full. 

So I LOVE YOU BYE.

I've been mackin bout my stack and how I pack like a mover

So i havnt blogged in like....5 days....which is a really long time for me.
Weird huh?

I felt like i had nothing to talk about.
But now i have lots to talk about.
And of course, I have a bajillion other things i need to be doing.
That brings me toooooooooo

Things I should be doing instead of writing this blog

• studying for my final exam for psych
•  final exam for psych
• tidying up from all my crazy sex parties i had while my parents were out of town
• painting the new cabinet
• writing my English final
• cleaning my room
• blacking out on pinterest. 

Rent auditions are in 2 days....
I decided im auditioning for the part of Mimi.
So for the last few days ive just been dancing around my living room trying to be a really hot coke whore.
So,we'll see how that goes.


Im pretty excited.

Man, i wish i had a black voice , soo bad.
Like the two things i want to happen once i wake up from a coma are to miraculously be able to play the piano, and have a fat, fat black voice.
Oohhh child. The things i would do with that voice.

You know who isnt hot. Venesa Hudgens.
VOmit.


I think im over Zac Efron.

But i will keep the shirtless rolling stones poster, just in case my obsession comes back.

Yesterday I did homework with Jere and it was super cool because we got to know each other really well and he gave me good life advice and a whopper and pepermint bark and a crunch bar and he helped me with my resume and audition music and we giggeled.
So i mean over all- good day.


And i got hit on by a black guy.
Which isnt a huge accomplishment, cuz with a butt like this, its not even like i had to work for it.
But i'll take what I can get.


My favorite thing about getting hit on by black guys is

• they are super smooth
• they dont disrespect you (eyy yo dirty bi****h i like dat tight piece gurl){i guess they realize im white,so that wouldnt work on me.} [if her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal. If her daddy's poor just do what you feel]
• for some reason it makes you way more confident than if a white guy hits on you.
• apparently this turned into a list.

I love Joshua a whole lot.



Oh. Last night i had a bunch of friends over for Zachary Binks's birthday. We played JD and watched the dancing house and got hot coco and drove to the bridge to nowhere and then to the bush highway and then came home and ate quesadillas and watched tangled.
However my favorite part of the night was probably belting it to beyonce songs with nate right next to me.
NBD, hes not that good.







Tonight I am going to my good friend Kristin's house to practice my audition song.

Shes my gal pal! Stinkin love her.

Alhough. She has a nice family and a nice home and im going to go in there and smear it with my coke-whoreness.

Ehhh, shes in a band.
She can handle it.



My family is home.


HOLD ON.

Okkkk.
So im convinced i can see ghosts, because i dont believe in them,so they let me see them , cuz they know im not going to freak out.

Like just the other day I was making Josh some food and a ghost went past me and super monotone and calm i was like "hey josh i just saw a ghost." and josh is secretly scared of ghosts, but im not.

But the other night
Im sitting on my couch with Chelsy and we hear this weird noise in the back room (room where we have like a spare bed and water and food storage and junk we hide from people) and its enough to make us look at each other, but not be real freaked out.
And then.
The door goes ....errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk(yes i was making that sound as i was typing it)
FOR LIKE 27 SECONDS. AN UNNATURAL AMOUNT OF TIME.

And im like...."well thats odd, hey ?"

and chels gets all freaked and im like "we are just freaking ourselves out. No biggie."

And then thees glass bottles i stained were on my table, and they all smashed.


And i was like........"thats totally normal"


and then chelsy heard "nails on wood" and got freaked and left me and then the monster ate me.


HAVE YOU GUYS READ THE BFG? good stuff.

Ohhhh rohl dahl.


Yeah? is that how you spell it ?


so a bit ago, i cut my finger on a rusty nail. and now my left arm feel like its been in a laffy taffy pull and i keep chomping on my jaw to see if it locks.
but it doesnt.
so i guess i live another day.




ugh.
you know when your family is gone,and your like "man, i really miss them" and then 5 minutes after they get home you are like "Man, no i didnt."


Except tay did bring home some delicious chocolatessss
awww yei.
Im currently eating maple fudge.
mmmm mmmm
So i dunno if it is just ours or what, but nextflix has changed and taylor is literally having a fit.
Like a pms emotional blow out.


Ugh.


Wanna hear what is the most annoying thing in the world?

I am the only person in my family who has legs.

SERIOUSLY.

No one else in my family can move.


Its the darndest thing.

They were all born without legs.
And a sense of self.


My goodness.

I just screamed at them to stop fighting, cuz my mom and taylor were fighting about the netflix.

I swear on all that is holy Im the only grown up around here.


I am currently eating a delicious bean and cheese and jalapeno quesodialla

mmmmmmm papi.

You know who i love. Jere.
You know why.
Cuz I know he is reading this right now.


Hmm whatelse do i have to tell you guys...


so, since pinterest i have been doing A LOT of crafts.
whats that ? you wanna see pics!?!?!

ifi was at home right now i would.
but im not.
so you cant.



CURSE YOU BUY ONE GET ONE FREE WHOPPER!


so i finished my exam (this blog started at 2 pm. It is now 6:14)
and i feel pretty good about it.
so now im just gonna float around on pinterest and write my EXTENDED PARAGRAPH (yeah...thats my eng. 101 final. MS DUNCAN REPRESENT)

ugh.headache from too much sugar.
darn me and my holiday munchies.

i think im having heart palpatations.
oh man.


did you guys know i have straight a's in all my classes , which are, Psych 101,Communication, and Eng 101, so its not like i have an A in gay easy electve classes. Nah.

Im ace'n my core classes byotch.


i think thats all exciting i have to say.


Things with me and joshua are really good.
He makes me giggle.
And me makes me feel safe.


I think that covers it....school,b-friend,family auditions.

Thats bout all.

Oh.
Work.
Its goin.
I got 2 wite ups in the same week.
I will tell you why.
The first- is because myself and my co-worker neglected to fill out a task sheet.
oops.
but it was totally worth it because that day her boyfriend brought us sonic drinks and we played with her dog and giggeled.
Second- because i neglected to show up for a manditory employee meeting.
Mahhh bad.
For rea tho. thats bad. like bad bad bad. Like loose your job bad.
Luckily my managers really like me and it was only my first time so im not in big trouble.
i didnt even get my passes suspended.
bow-chika-wow-wow.
But next time i mess up imma GET IT.
so theres that.
other than that, i kinda love my job a lot.
Cuz my favorite manerger books me with really cool people and we have lots of fun.
EXCEPT  now i have to start working concessions.
Welcome back depression.
Ive missed you.
If you ever want to feel really awful about yourself and all you stand for -work in a movie theater concession stand.


so.
theres that.


OK I LOVE YOU BYE.

It may be years until the day when dreams will match up with my pay.

You know why I love being home alone?


I dont have to wear any pants.


yeah.






^^^thats was a Barney "yeah".
I watch How I Met Your Mother like its crack and im an addict.


Its probably the only show that consistantly makes me laugh out loud.
Somtimes I do my WHATTTTT laugh.
Sometimes i do this one laugh were its just so funny , the laughter just has to come out, and i do this....donkey laugh.


Thats what HIMYM does to me.
It makes me laugh like a donkey while im bent over supporting myself on a counter wondering how such comedic genius just unfolded in front of me.




Holy cow guys.


Last week was straight crazy.


You have no idea.


I cant even begin to tell you.


Just know it was the craziest week of my life.
Like straight life changing events happening.
Oh man.
You wish you could know.
Its legend.....wait for it.......dary.




Seriously, we're talkin cream of the crop gossip happenin here.






moving on.


OH! so  i went and saw The Infernal Machince at MCC.
It was actually really good!
Id heard a lot about how awful it is.
But its actually not!
The show had amazing detail, like the tiniest things.


And my man friend was in it.
He was on stilts.
Thats kinda all i could focus on....was him not falling and dying.
BUT HE DID REALLY GREAT.


And so did all my other little friends.




SPEAKING OF SHOWS!
 rent auditions are in 8 days.




right?


My tummy is alll "ohhhhhh im so nervous"


Im like " its ok little guy, we're gonna do great!"
And then we nuzzle.






So last night I bought Wicked tickets for Christmas.
It will be me Taylor and Josh.
In march.




And Josh was like " I hope we're still dating."
Which i was actually thinking as I was purchasing the tickets.


And I was like..."Yeah....we'd be together for 6 months at that point..."
And i started freaking out.
And unfortunately Josh can read me like a book.
So it was pretty obvious that I was having a little mini freak out, which made no sense to either of us.
SO THAT WAS WEIRD.




i would have been fine if it was 5, or even 7.
But it was 6.
And that is half a year.
You double that and thats a year.




Thats all im sayin.




But anyway.
Now im fine.




Josh and I went and saw the Dancing House.
"Oh Britanee? what is this magical place you referance?"




Lucky for you I have the worlds coolest boyfriend who is super smart and hot and he found this!
http://members.cox.net/dkipp5/
Check it out.


And if you still live here.
Go watch it!










HERE IS MY FAVORITE ONE IF YOU WANT TO WATCH IT. CUZ YOU LIVE IN PORTLAND OR UTAH OR ALANTOWN OR CHRISTIAN COLLEGE OF NAU(sorta?) OR UOFA(imsorry)
This is last years, which is way better in my opinion. Now they have this creepy LCD screen and a weird studio santa.

Polar Express Christmas Lights Synchronized to Music from David Kipp on Vimeo.

It makes me miss Emily and Jen really bad every time I watch it....In real life.


sorry about the second where it goes out of focus. How lame.






So anyway theres that.






Things to do on my blog today.

• advertise the magical dancing house
• talk about wearing no pants.

Im wearing my retainer for the first time in like 4 months and it hurts really bad. but thats when you know you need to be wearing it. 






Im going to go do yoga.


Why you ask.




Well obviously cuz i have no pants on.


But less obviously because I played 3 hours straight of just dance this weekend and  suffered for my love of the arts.






And i need to eat breakfast (she types at 12:41PM)






College is so easy. 
Yesterday i realized: i dont pay any bills. Not one single bill.


Someday I will have to grow up.


But not quiiiiiiiiiteeeee yet.






K BYE.