Pack it up -Pack it in

I have to wake up in 6 hours to go half off day shopping at goodwill.


Funny how I have had no job for 4 months, but i still find some GW money.


IMMA WORK FOR DEM RAGSSSS


So whats new since that time we talked.....


Hmmm.
I have a boyfriend.
I like him lots.


The first date he ever took me on, we walked outside and there were fireworks.
How could he have NOT turned out to be my boyfriend?

That and Kristen Schaal TOLD me to date him.
How can I say no to Kristen Schaal


He holds my hand while he's driving - even tho he drives a stick.


*smiles*



ENOUGH OF THAT.



Everyone is mad at Hostess going out of business?

2 Earth shattering things facebook has so delicately informed me of:

• Osama bin laden is dead.
• Hostess is going out of business. 

Maybe the man who is married to the woman who runs the anti-obesity program will bail them out.
Where is all our High Fructose Corn Syrup gonna go?(the gulf has suffered enough)
I dont think their target audience is gonna organize a picket line. (HAH FAT PEOPLE)
Wait,so we shouldn't have used Twinkies to soak up hurricane sandy?

lets see what else I got....
Im out.
(the last one is really just meant to imply we have bigger problems.I dont really know of anyone who used Twinkies as a direct result of the storm. Bless to everyone effected.)

*falls to the ground*
WHO CAN WE POSSIBLY BLAME FOR THIS?!?!?!


If you look at what has caused the biggest uproars this year....Its all about food. Well....food associated with gay rights.
Twinkies.


Well, that and the presidential elections....but I mean that ties back to food too...so...and gay rights....





Im only gonna give this 1 sentence. Because....Its all it really deserves...


"Im a teacher and I think its the best idea to have my students to a presentation at the end of the year and Im the only teacher who thinks so and my student will learn a lot and wont be overwhelmed because no other teachers assign presentations at the end of the year"



If there was ever any doubt that Satin exists. Stay in your classes until December.




I just wanna craft all night.
But  i cant.
Cuz Im sleepy.
And Im waking up for goodwill.

here is what i want to buy:

• big sweaters
• boots
• pea coat(thing)
• present
• scarves
• big sweaters

The end.

MR SUN, SUN, MR GOLDEN SUN

So, I spontaneously-ish jumped on a plane on Friday morning to Spokane, Washington.
This girl had a seizure on the flight.
AT LEAST IT WASNT A TERRORIST ATTACK.



Or an inside government job.




So I walk out of the airport.
ITS ALL WHITE.
LITERALLY SNOW EVERYWHERE.

My first thought "I did not pack for this" as I looked down at my measly jacket and scarf.

Then my sister picked me up and we made the 2 hour drive to Moscow Idaho.


It was respectable.


ITS SO COLD HERE.

HOLY BALLS I DONT KNOW HOW ANYONE FOCUSES ON ANYTHING.


I was working out with my sister Friday night and she says "Im kind of a workout junkie.....Well, more like a work out clothes junkie."


OH MY GOSH.

MOSCOW IDAHO HAS THE ALL TIME COOLEST CO OP

A co op, is a local, organic store....
I dont...know how to better describe it.


I seriously start squealing every time I walk in.

They have everything I could ever want.

Its so trendy.
And there is a "Just out of the closet" gay cashier , AJ, and Im slowly trying to show him its okay to be gay in the big towns!!!

My brother in law Steve is sitting next to me and we are all out of root-beer and he goes    "Britanee, you have no morals, go buy me root beer"


I think Im gonna do it....



CUZ THEN I COULD GO TO THE CO OP

I hope AJ is there.  

Maybe I will draw him a rainbow.


They only have one Goodwill here.
Makes sense why everyone is dressed the way they are.




THE CHILDREN ARE OUT NUMBERING THE ADULTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                                                          

Then it hits me like "oh"

The moral of the story is that it is 4:30 am in the morning...

And Im still sitting here in my winter hat with dangley balls....


Things I need badly by tomorrow:

• multiple pea coats.(burgundy,brown,black)
• scarves
• head scarves
• new shoes that don't fall apart when people step on them
• to do my physiology power point 

I was bored, so I read a blog from a year ago....

It wasn't my favorite mode of killing time.....

Things were deffinitly very different...... 

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW FRICKEN HARD IT IS TO SPELL DEFFFINITLY.

IM NOT EVEN GONNA TRY ANYMORE

but my blogs back then were really funny.

Apparently I am getting less funny as I grow up.

Thats a bummer.

But i still have like....a ton of sex appeal....

so.....

I said the most outrageous things! 

Like... I wouldn't say those things now...

Im too worried people would judge me

WHO HAVE I BECOME.

Im going backwards.

Man, I really peaked in the summer of 2012.

Danm, I was perfect.

Good thing I was too emotionally scared to do anything stupid.

This blog is going weird places...

Very much veering from its original path..... 

I cant go to sleep.

I just keep listening to that hurricane song. 

WTF would you do if a plane crashed into your house.

Like for real...

What the hell.

I mean, one time my house almost burned down...

but...those are hardly the same. 

So my antibiotics are making me sick...

SO i think im gonna stop taking them.

But then my acne might come back

And I will feel super ugly.

I think i may be superficial enough at this point to suffer sickness in order to have a clear face.

THIS BLOG IS GETTING TOO HONEST. 

I just wrote like 2 paragraphs concerning the uterus of myself and others...

But deleted it after deciding....I didnt even wanna get into that story....

WOMAN ARE SUPERIOR TO MEN IN LIKE 75 WAYS.

The only reason im glad Im not a boy is because they have to pay for dates.

But i dont even hold boys to that....

I can get behind going dutch.

But that is because my toes are very independent. 

and i dont want them to think I owe them anything....

ya know....

like...

sex.

NO SIR I will buy my OWN frozen yogurt cuz you aint gettin any!

Why am I not tired.....

Its friggen 5 in the morning.

I think....I think if i dont go to bed....the time to do my homework wont come...

Its still coming....

*dance break to hurricane song *

Yeah....that'll do it.

Im ready to go to sleep.

And are we there yet?

This is to all my funny girls.
I have been fortunate enough to meet a lot of hilarious, surprisingly strong teenage females.

One of my proxy little sisters was telling me how she was joking around at a bonfire and some boy made fun of her (I cant remember the exact situation).

And she said "I just kept doing what I was doing, cuz he is just a stupid high school boy"

I dont know if I was that smart in highschool....

I remember no boys had crushes on me, because I was loud and made better jokes than them and was admittedly awkward....
And I remember thinking no boys would ever like me, because my personality just didnt fit what boys want out of a girl.
I thought that boys wanted the stereotypical cardigan wearing quiet Mormon girl who curled her hair and did her makeup every morning and had never heard of "pre-made cookie dough"

Luckily, it made me give up on caring if boys had crushes on me and just being myself.

Which it turns out, boys like a lot.


I mean.... a lot.....



So this is to all the girls who only went to the Girl-ask-Guy dances, and thought they were too fat for some guy to ever give them a chance



Im saying outside of Mountain View or whatever closed minded high school you go to, there are lots of boys who like a funny, outspoken girl who rarely wears make up.
And they like them a lot better than cardigan wearing robots....


So dont wear a cardigan if you dont want to.
And dont think you cant wear a duck suit to school because the football player in your British literature class will undoubtedly make fun of you....

Wear your duck suit.
Make lots of jokes
And realize you are really fricken awesome, and boys are gonna be linin up down the block for you in the near future.

Here comes the sun, here comes the rain

Remember that time I used to blog?


Dude.

Its been forever.

If its any consolation I have started about 7 blogs that have never been posted.


So MFY closed. I LOVED that stinkin show.
Alice Miller was probably my favorite character I've played.
Here is some highlights of what you may have missed. '

http://vimeo.com/51664956




Every day I get a little more sure that taking a break (leaving) musical theater is a good idea.
The people are so friggen catty.

Gross.



What else.
I am starting to SLOWLY catch up in school.
Emphasis on the slowly.

Oh! Today, I had a meeting with Professor Hottie. And I totally held eye contact. He wasnt paying me very much attention tho. He was checking his email and phone and stuff.
Chicks aint into that yo.
Especially because he doesn't allow phones in his class...
Like I pay you the same respect fool!
Who am I kidding, I cant stay mad at him


He was in a half zip turtle neck.
Here is my thought process
"Can you explain the creatin kinease pathwa.......*stop looking at his sweater you freak........* pathway?"

mmmmm



My Halloween consisted of eating lots of Mormon chili and then doing homework.

Im not mad about it.




I haven't been blogging, because my life is very boring.




There is this cute boy i spend lots of time with.
He's not boring.
More data to follow.



And , I should be starting my bank job soon.


So....thats exciting.



REAL LIFE.



I THINK IM GONNA GET THE NEWYORK SKYLINE TATTOOED ON MY BODY.


YOLO.



Everyone is naked under their clothes.

I'll be your silver,I'll be your gold.

Reason I cant sleep:

• WINCO opens tomorrow.
• I cant wait for my date on friday

end of list.

Things I will buy IN BULK  at WINCO

• FLAXSEED
• BAKING SODA
• GLUTEN FREE PASTA
• CANDY 
• NUTS
• QUINOA
• HONEY
• PEANUT BUTTER
• things to juice cuz i baught a juicer
• ANYTHING I WANT

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IVE WAITED FOR THIS?

I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WHEN I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS

HOLY EFF

ALMOST A YEARS ANTICIPATION

MY LIFE IS GONNA CHANGE...DRASTICALLY.

how many times have i went to purchase something and think "this would be so much cheaper at WINCO.

THE ANSWER IS EVERY TIME I PURCHASE ANYTHING.

bulk bulk bulky-bulk bulk bulk.

Imagine me singing that.

This is exactly what I needed.


The sun will be shining, birds will be chirping.,


IM GONNA LIVE THE LIFE IVE ALWAYS WANTED.



so tired. so sleepy.

cant think
cant function.

Savings forever.


BLESS.

Ghetto booty, but she came from the burbs

There is something about a morning when you wake up knowing your gonna hafta work your butt off that day.

Today was one of those days.

The best part of those days is the part where it ends.

(for the most part)

Today was my first physiology exam.

Not joking, I carboloaded for this thing. 

I dont joke around when it comes to exams.

Its a sweaty, bloody battle. 

I did very well, but was caught off guard by some questions. 

Im gonna guess i get a 92.

Im hooooooopiinggggg im not setting my expectations too high.

I finished my exam last...because I may have been over thinking some questions slash double checking my work slash wanted to be alone with my instructor.

Yeah, isnt that disturbing?

I went up to my instructor and said "I have a question which may be offensive, but its not intended to be...."

and then..... he laughed

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I proceeded to tell him I had done this calculation 462 times and kept getting the EXACT SAME ANSWER, which was one decimal off from his multiple choice answer.

he said "462 times?"

I said "Thats an exact number, not an estimate."

He replied "My calculator is probably more precise than your's, but yes, your correct to choose the closest answer."

Id put money on it, that he will recalculate it for fun, and realize I was right.

And then he will be enamored with me.  

The girl who is smarter than him.

hahahaha. 

In other equally as exciting news, as I was walking out of my next class, a boy who has "Instructor Hotties" class asked me "How'd you do on the exam?"

I turn around to the most attractive boy that has talked to me in probably 5 months.

My thought process "Don't eff this up. This is your chance. Be natural. Turn on the charm. Casually mention you know how to change a flat tire on your own. And your single but not looking for anything serious."

"I did respectable. I was caught off guard by some questions"

"Oh yeah me too! Like the planes of motion"

Already have one thing in common. Im terrible with planes of motion.

He continues to say "He taught us like 6 planes of motion,so i didnt know which one Id need to know...

Wrong. He told us exactly the names to know.

"Yeah. I know. Totally."

We continued to talk for apx 3 minutes.

What a dream boat.

Lemme lay it down for you.

Reasons why Britanee will go into nutrition as opposed to performing:

• I have lots of uses for money
• I dislike many traits of people I meet in performing atmospheres
• I dislike the confinements of an actor 
• Boys in nutrition are straight.

The last reason is perhaps the most compelling.

I am surrounded by nothing but muscular heterosexual boys all day in nutrition classes.

The only downside is Im smarter than most of them.

So now Im at home.Sippin on my water and crushed ice, listening to the Mamas and papas, rewarding myself for all my hard work today.

Even though there is lots more hard work to do.

My sister and her husband and her 4 kids are coming on Thursday!

I CANT WAIT IM SO EXCITED.

The only downside is the copious amounts of cleaning to be done.

LIFE IS ONLY ABOUT PRETENDING TO BE WHAT YOUR NOT (I.E. A HOUSE CLEANER.)

Not...like...as a profession...just like as a pass time.

I dont want this to be offensive to anyone....

like.....my sister lived with us for 20 years...and we still clean when she comes to visit...

Guys, I think she knows how we really live....

My life is busy. 

But its filled with moments where I think to myself

 "That made me grow up."