I'm not inclined to resign to maturity

Im pretty stinkin overwhelmed so I wanted to post some angsty facebook status but then I remembered thats really stupid.


So im writing a blog instead.


Im getting D's in my classes.


That has never happened in my life.
The worst part is that its not that im slacking, its that the classes are very internet dependent and its causing all theese silly issues.

Whatever.

Guess I gotta sweet talk my way out of it.


Still on the job hunt.
I got another job, but it turned out to be porn, so I quit.

Lots of interviews next week, but now I am scared they are all porn.




List of things I have no choice but to do:

• make a salad and eat it
• clean the shower so Olivia will stay my friend and wont run away from my house screaming
• take 3 quizzes that i didnt know existed due to very poor communication
• clean my kitchen so Olivia will stay my friend and wont run away from my house screaming
• go buy new sheets cuz mine are ripped
• try and make that sound less sexual
• give up on trying to make that sound less sexual
• look around
• think about how much I want to move to NYC

So. I oughta go start that.