I'll be your silver,I'll be your gold.

Reason I cant sleep:

• WINCO opens tomorrow.
• I cant wait for my date on friday

end of list.

Things I will buy IN BULK  at WINCO

• FLAXSEED
• BAKING SODA
• GLUTEN FREE PASTA
• CANDY 
• NUTS
• QUINOA
• HONEY
• PEANUT BUTTER
• things to juice cuz i baught a juicer
• ANYTHING I WANT

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IVE WAITED FOR THIS?

I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WHEN I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS

HOLY EFF

ALMOST A YEARS ANTICIPATION

MY LIFE IS GONNA CHANGE...DRASTICALLY.

how many times have i went to purchase something and think "this would be so much cheaper at WINCO.

THE ANSWER IS EVERY TIME I PURCHASE ANYTHING.

bulk bulk bulky-bulk bulk bulk.

Imagine me singing that.

This is exactly what I needed.


The sun will be shining, birds will be chirping.,


IM GONNA LIVE THE LIFE IVE ALWAYS WANTED.



so tired. so sleepy.

cant think
cant function.

Savings forever.


BLESS.

Ghetto booty, but she came from the burbs

There is something about a morning when you wake up knowing your gonna hafta work your butt off that day.

Today was one of those days.

The best part of those days is the part where it ends.

(for the most part)

Today was my first physiology exam.

Not joking, I carboloaded for this thing. 

I dont joke around when it comes to exams.

Its a sweaty, bloody battle. 

I did very well, but was caught off guard by some questions. 

Im gonna guess i get a 92.

Im hooooooopiinggggg im not setting my expectations too high.

I finished my exam last...because I may have been over thinking some questions slash double checking my work slash wanted to be alone with my instructor.

Yeah, isnt that disturbing?

I went up to my instructor and said "I have a question which may be offensive, but its not intended to be...."

and then..... he laughed

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I proceeded to tell him I had done this calculation 462 times and kept getting the EXACT SAME ANSWER, which was one decimal off from his multiple choice answer.

he said "462 times?"

I said "Thats an exact number, not an estimate."

He replied "My calculator is probably more precise than your's, but yes, your correct to choose the closest answer."

Id put money on it, that he will recalculate it for fun, and realize I was right.

And then he will be enamored with me.  

The girl who is smarter than him.

hahahaha. 

In other equally as exciting news, as I was walking out of my next class, a boy who has "Instructor Hotties" class asked me "How'd you do on the exam?"

I turn around to the most attractive boy that has talked to me in probably 5 months.

My thought process "Don't eff this up. This is your chance. Be natural. Turn on the charm. Casually mention you know how to change a flat tire on your own. And your single but not looking for anything serious."

"I did respectable. I was caught off guard by some questions"

"Oh yeah me too! Like the planes of motion"

Already have one thing in common. Im terrible with planes of motion.

He continues to say "He taught us like 6 planes of motion,so i didnt know which one Id need to know...

Wrong. He told us exactly the names to know.

"Yeah. I know. Totally."

We continued to talk for apx 3 minutes.

What a dream boat.

Lemme lay it down for you.

Reasons why Britanee will go into nutrition as opposed to performing:

• I have lots of uses for money
• I dislike many traits of people I meet in performing atmospheres
• I dislike the confinements of an actor 
• Boys in nutrition are straight.

The last reason is perhaps the most compelling.

I am surrounded by nothing but muscular heterosexual boys all day in nutrition classes.

The only downside is Im smarter than most of them.

So now Im at home.Sippin on my water and crushed ice, listening to the Mamas and papas, rewarding myself for all my hard work today.

Even though there is lots more hard work to do.

My sister and her husband and her 4 kids are coming on Thursday!

I CANT WAIT IM SO EXCITED.

The only downside is the copious amounts of cleaning to be done.

LIFE IS ONLY ABOUT PRETENDING TO BE WHAT YOUR NOT (I.E. A HOUSE CLEANER.)

Not...like...as a profession...just like as a pass time.

I dont want this to be offensive to anyone....

like.....my sister lived with us for 20 years...and we still clean when she comes to visit...

Guys, I think she knows how we really live....

My life is busy. 

But its filled with moments where I think to myself

 "That made me grow up." 

Ma said I aint right, clutchin on you all night

Drinking a soda a day doubles your risk of type II diabetes.

Cows can not live off of corn (which is 65% of their diet) for more than 120 days without complications (such as ulcers) to treat this, the corn they are fed is infused with antibiotics

Cows ingest 70% of the antibiotics in America.

And then you eat them....

A t-bone steak of a grain-fed cow is roughly 9% saturated fat, as opposed to a grass fed cow, which is 1% saturated fat.



Food is gross.


On the bright side,I went into my hardest class today with my list of questions for the instructor...and I answered all of them myself.
Here is how the conversation went

"Ok Im super confused, so if it is energy expended on a horizontal treadmill all you do is .1 times the speed plus 3.5 for walking and if its running its .2 times speed plus 3.5?"


He says "I know no scientific deffinition for 'super' although I have heard it used often. I'd say you are in fact not 'super confused', you in fact know exactly what your talking about."


"It was just luck, I guess...."


And then as I walked out of class He stopped me and told me "Not super confused - super confident"


*faintsssss*

Im so in love with him.

So, I am less worried about completely bombing his test.



Keep on a-chuggin.

I wake up gasping for air.

I dont know if its only girls who think like this but the reason i freak out about 1 exam is because: if i fail the exam>i get a poor grade in the class>which hurts my GPA>which effects my scholarship chances>which costs me lots of money> which takes me longer to make money> which takes me longer to be self dependent>which takes me longer to start my life>which means no man will ever love me

So failing this one exam.....is gonna put me behind schedule by like 3 years and 50,000$ and never having love again.


BRITANEE YOU ARE CRAZY.


Things Britanee needs to do:

• ask more questions
• procrastinate less
• read more textbooks
• time manage
• stop being on facebook 
• stop looking in mirrors
• breath

Turns out being madly attracted to your teacher leads to not being able to form sentences allowing you to communicate your confusion.

The other day I had to turn in a paper to him and he reached out for it and I said "THIS IS FOR YOU"

Duh you dumb ho, he was already reaching for it! 

At least I didnt call him MY name.

WHY DO TEACHERS MAKE YOU DO PRESENTATIONS?

Its like starting off the course with a wrecking ball dangling above your head.....

"Oh you know the end of the semester when your most stressed out, Im gonna be like EVERY OTHER TEACHER YOU HAVE and make you do a heavy grade altering presentation!"

Go to sleep.

and i think my nervouse system is .....dying.....CUZ THE TIPS OF MY FINGERS AND TOES BURN LIKE SOMEONE IS PUSHING BAMBOO UNDER THEM.

Im gonna start crying.

LETS HOPE I DONT HAVE ANOTHER RAPE DREAM .

Yeah, thats a thing now. 

Im getting raped in my dreams.

And I scream for my brothers, but i don't make any noise.

CUTEEEEEEEEEE.

Lets recap.

Britanee- do your best in your classes. don't hang out in warehouses where rappests tend to be. become a single mother to get a scholarship. Or drop out of college and marry a politician and raise his babies and be miserable. At least there is no math involved. Just tears.

DAY #7 OF MY PERIOD.

Sweet dreams, readers.

If I could just breath, instead I sink down

Why am i writing this?
I have no idea.



My acting 1 class is like being in a math class that only teaches addition and subtraction.

"What is a monologue? Why do we do them? What is a play separated into?"


I WANT TO SHOOT MY FACE.

Not to mention straight actors are freaking weirdos.

I mean, theater kids in general are weirdos.
but straight play actors literally make me uncomfortable.

I think its because they take themselves so seriously.
They all wear blazers with graphic tees and act like a theater degree is going to get them somewhere.
They all sit forward in their seats with their chin resting on their curled fist with this look on their face like the instructor is giving this enlightening life saving information.
They all take notes and ask pointless questions and act like their memorization technique is better than anyone elses.

I'll say it. I think Im better than them. I think I know more and I think Im more talented.


However, I dislike musical theater kids because they all think they are better than everyone...

I guess Im a musical theater kid.


The other day I had to ask my acting instructor if I could leave early for a rehearsal and this dumb girl says "I think if she gets to leave early we all get to leave early" all snarky like craining her neck at me....
And I said " I think if  you got cast in a show and had a rehearsal to go to , than you should leave early too. Whats the point of this class- to learn how to act....Im about to leave class....to go act."


SO SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, GIRL.
NO ONE LIKES YOU AND YOUR STUPID MEMORIZATION TECHNIQUE AND YOUR INTOLERANCE FOR HOMOSEXUALS AND YOUR HOMEWRECKING MOTHER.
WHEN YOU LAND A ROLE YOU CAN COME AT ME, OTHERWISE STICK TO BAKING AND SCRAPBOOKING ON ALL DAYS BUT SUNDAY.




Oh and let me fill you in on a little secret, that boy you sit next to and flirt with everyday LIKES BOYS.

Was this really all I had to blog about?




The more I'm around performers the more I realize I generally dont like them.....





Im beginning to get crazy overwhelmed with school.


You know how you made the right choice by turning a guy down?
His reaction.
When guys flip out on me and start accusing me of things and going menstruation crazy...Im like....yeah.....I made the right decision......

Overall: given up on mesa men.

barforama.



I think im gonna go look at my homework and then walk past it.






Thats it for today.

All will be well,even after all the promises you've broken to yourself.

Im always smarter after Ive done homework.
Seriously.
Text me before Ive written an essay and then after...
you'd think you were talking to two different people.

I use interrupters and all kindsa stuff.


I singed up for a free Barack Obama bumper sticker today



http://www.barackobama.com/free-bumper-choice?source=socnet_20120902_BO_FB_BUMPER_STICKERS_SIGNUP&utm_medium=fb&utm_source=bo_fb&utm_campaign=socnet_20120902_BO_FB_BUMPER_STICKERS_SIGNUP


You can too.


I got the LGBT one.
Now people will think the girl who drives the blue saturn station-wagon is a lesbian.


Thats fine.


Im trying very hard not to have a bad attitude about tuesdays and thursdays.

So far I am doing well   trying

I talked to a lot of people in my first class (uh...it was a lab, I had to.)
We took each others blood pressure with a cuff and a stethoscope.
I loved it!
Made me feel like a surgeon.

Then in my next class with my Lover, I had been super frustrated because we are learning excersize formulas (to figure work output, power output, all sorts of crazy stuff) and i was beyond lost and discouraged.

Today he walked into class and re-taught every formula step by step. We got through 3 formulas in an hour and 15 minutes.

However, I no longer feel like I am in another country in that class. I get the formulas now.
Aside from being a major stud, he is a really good teacher.

And then I went to my stupid nutrition class with my stupid teacher.
But.
The boy next to me said hi and asked me how I was...
I froze....

"I....Im good. How are you?"

Smooth right?
And then I asked him about MSG.


I dunno guys, i really dont know where I get my mad game.

I am ridiculously shy/quiet on tuesdays and thursdays.

I don't even recognize myself.


I watched new girl today and remembered how hilarious it is.
Oh Zoe.....


Im gonna try this new thing where I dont say anything bad about a person for 1 whole day

wait, we'l get back to that


So I was at this party, right?

And me and an old friend decided to jump in the pool because its an outdoor party and we are friggen HOTTTTT
So we jump in and this guy jumps in with us, and I started talking to him, and he completely shut me down, in fact he swam away from me.

Thats fine, you was just somethin to pass the time with fool.



Anyway, he starts hitting on my friend (whos got a rockin body and a gorgeous face)  telling her shes beautiful and does nothing but stares at her butt,and she bats her eyes and smiles and then is called into the house and leaves the pool.

So this player SWIMS OVER TO ME and starts flirting.
I literally said "Are you freaking kidding me?" and proceeded to get out of the pool.
He follows me out and says "you're beautiful too..."

"Lemme just stop you right there. I know the only reason you are even near me is because she got out of the pool. Dont come up to me like Im some second string default. I know you're regretting your decision now that Im out of the water and you can see my butt, but apparently my face and my conversation were uninteresting a minute ago, and the fact that you think i dont recognize that is insulting. You'd do real well with some game, and Im happy to teach you some when you have free time"

And instantly everyone in the backyard was interested and reacting to this.

So he shoots back "Why does it have to be a game, why cant you treat me as an equal" and starts raising his voice to me.....




Heres my face

And then I walked away.


You can bet fool was chasin after me all night.



IM LIKE ONE OF THOSE GIRLS IN THE MOVIES!






back to what i was saying


Im going to try to go a day where I say nothing bad about anyone.
Lets call it...."tomorrow"


I'll let you know how it goes.



OH
I am gonna be helping out with an Organization called Yes To The Arts which was started by a close friend of mine.
My friend who started it is super inspirational, let alone the entire program, so take a look!

http://www.facebook.com/YesToTheArts





Lifes good, lifes good.