I dont wanna show off no more.

It I am currently laying in bed writing this

Menstrution is hard.

Along with spelling.

I feel like men will never understand.

Which would never bother me EXCEPT when I'm on my period.

Like,"What? You can read my mind? You are worthless !"

  

It didn't used to be so hard. As you grow,so does your uterus and its hatred for the body that encompasses it. (I SPELLED THAT WORD ON MY OWN)

Girls have such an awful reputation for being so crazy.

It's honestly no fault of our own.

And I'm sure we could explain it.

But we wont. Cuz it would just make us seem more crazy.




And then there is this whole " period taboo"

Like Jeepers get over it.

This is the continuation of life here , people!

There is a reason God gave girls all the awful hard stuff, cuz they were the ones who could handle it.

What do women have to do?

•  Cook ,clean, be near death for 7 days each month, birth a bowling ball out of a hole the size of a nostril, and listen to men's easy ass problems,and offer solutions.
• (along with everything else a man does:school,work,interpersonal relations)

What do men have to do?

• make money and pretend to listen to women.

Reasons Britanee wants to be a guy:

• No make up/hair style in the morning( but let's be honest,I don't)

• No drama (girls,just shut up and stop acting amazed that you arnt the only one who talk crap)

PAUSE:

Girls talk SO MUCH TRASH and then act like someone just killed their entire family when they learn someone else is talking about them.

You reap what you sow.

Of course your friends are gonna talk crap about you. Is the sky blue,are you really stupid and easy ? The answer to all of this is yes.

UNPAUSE

• No period

• No child birth

• No psycho mood swings ( even tho...I have known some guys who.......come on)

• And it would be so easy to get a mate.

Girls are the easiest thing in the world to court.

Just listen and make them feel safe.

Cuz most girls are so messed up by the jillions of potential humans floating through their blood That they can't make a healthy decission.



but trying to get a man?

sheesh.


dont even get me started.


( i am madly in love with my boyfriend. side note.)
I'm so sleepy.

And not looking forward to 30 more years of this.

On the bright side periods are effective in making me relize I never want one of theese monsterous oocytes to grow into a full grown fetus.
Cuz if a microscopic pinhead cuases this much distruption....

And then boys are like " its all in your head , it doesn't hurt that bad"

You know what's gonna be all in your head in one second?
 Nothing.
 It will be on the side walk.




What is the point to this?

Girls are really awesome so be nice to them.

And men, stop thinking you are the coolest thing in the world. It makes sence your reproductive organs are outside of your body because otherwise your ego would have nowhere to fit.



I don't think that came out right.



and boys and girls have the same amount of ribs!

Can someone please explain this to me,is that like a biblical misconception?

That is the first question I am asking the missionaries tomorrow (they give us the lessons #findjesus)

And then I will explain this rant as the origin of my question and then I will tear apart the proclamation to the family, which,side note, thank you to the 450 charecter panphlet that sucessfully derailed  the hard earned women's equality progress of the last 700 years.

I had no idea women were expected to stay home with the kids after they birthed them while the husband went to work.

Thank you for that ground breaking idea, Mormon church.

I feel like this is off track .


And slightly offensive. But I don't mean it to be.

It's really late at night.

....morning.


And i have work tomorrow because i am trying to win employee of the month.


...but that is for another blog.



for now.


sleep.



and midol and chocolate, apparently.

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