I'll give you all that I got

I just wanna go clubbing.
Why haven't I gone clubbing....


Have you ever noticed, you can not reach your MP3 player in the time it takes for PYT to convince you not to change it.
Its impossible.
Im like, "ugh, PYT, im kinda sick of ...." I WANT TO LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU"



So remember that computer class that we did nothing but debate in and I told you it was awful .
Today, was NOT awful.
In fact, we laughed a lot.

We were working in Word.

I learned how to do lots of cool stuff i didn't already know.Including lots of stuff about in text pictures.


Here is my sample page

Bet you cant guess what the essay is about.


There would be more pictures, but there was no good clip art for "Holocaust survivor"

I learned how to put pictures in shapes. My teacher said "Look here is a heart, you can put a kola in it!"

I said out loud "IM GONNA PUT A PICTURE OF MY BOYFRIEND IN IT!"

and he laughed a teacher laugh..


and then this freakin random kid who I have never noticed in my life said very quietly from the corner
 "I wish I had a girlfriend."


The entire class looked around and burst out laughing and my weirdo teacher goes "You can have my wife" and the class sorta awkwardly chuckles and the kid quietly says

"You wouldnt get her back." 




Also, my teacher said that we could find anything in clip art and then went on to say "Its like the rule 34 of Word documents" and  me and 1 other kid laughed. And all these kids went ..."what is rule #34?"
and I said "ITS FOR PORN"
And my teacher then said "And I have found its true."


Nope.


Too much.


unethical.

tone it back.


I mean, its funny cuz its inappropriate. But....come on.

This girl goes, "For real, they have Rocky horror Porn"

Im over here thinking, really girl? Thats the most obscure porn you can think of"

Im shoutin out zombie porn, and Simpsons porn, and like dragon tails....and this hoe comes up with Rocky Horror?


She also has her hair and make up done by 9 in the morning.

Are you kidding me?

I wake up with enough time to pee and commute.
And if I have to parallel park at school?
Forget it.



But the class is really awesome and I have lots of friends and they keep tally's of how many times the teacher says "Mkay?" in a 20 minute period (100+ - crazy right?)

Im so happy to be in school.