She's a man eater,makes em work hard,makes em spend hard

Today, I decided to stop into my old Broadway Solos class to say to all my old friends. I ended up hanging around campus, I planned to stay until 5 for improv rehearsal,but something came up so I got up and headed back to mesa. I parked in the stadium parking lot, which I usually dont, and since i had been in the theater building , I had a long trek to my car. Im walking, minding my own business thinking about eating some chocolate in my purse, when I look up and see him.
My heart starts beating fast and I look down, smiling.
I laughed,shook my head and thought "This is not happening"



Professor Hottie


What are you gonna do Britanee? Talk to him, or walk right past.
Maybe he will notice you.

"Oh hey {full name}" I say to him.


"Hey girl! How are you"
I wasnt surprised he didnt remember my name, lots of students, lots of time has passed, etc

We exchange the obligatory small talk untill he looks me up and down and says "Wow!"


Im stopped dead in my tracks.

A moment of freak out in my head, and then Im right back in it.

More mediocre small talk until he says "When you gonna take another one of my classes"

"Well, none of your other classes are applicable to my degree" I said, slouching
I continued to explain how I was only in one clas on campus.
Suddenly, I forgot every word for "registration"
I could have said sign-up, I could have said enrolled, I could have said a million other things.
But what did I say instead

"ya know, i didnt , the classes, i clicked, I mesed up with the, its,how you, the beginging, too late."

DAMN YOU YOU FOOL SPIT IT OUT YOU ARE LOOSING HIM.

So I recovered with

"But...you were my favorite teacher,so maybe i outa take one"

He explained he'd love to have me in his class, and that the nutrition class I inquired about was still in fact open, and doesn't start until MARCH.

He told me if the class filled up to contact him and he would override me.
Yeah he would.




He began to say his goodbyes but i butt-in
"How did it go with that canadian girl?"

He said "You know how canadian girls are"


Damn right I do.

I said "Did you take her rock climbing, did you look at the goods?"
(a reference to a conversation we had last semester about how I needed to get better at rock climbing to impress my boyfreind and how I wasnt that worried about being good at it, because regardless of my skill, Sean still got to look at my butt)


He laughed.

not just any laugh.


a real laugh.



He said " Regrettably, I did not. It didnt go anywhere, because it redefined long distance, maybe if she lived closer"

and I said "Well, you gotta love em and leave em"

He said...."Well.....I dont know about that, but maybe if she visited again Id love her some more"

And with that, we went our separate ways.

He turned around and said to me "Bye Brit. Hope to see ya soon"



He knew my name all along.





PITTER PATTER.