On to Bigger and Better Things.: The bliss between giving your all and giving up

July is the "eye opener" month.

Every July Im like "Shiz, I haven't done anything with my summer."

I mean, the year is half over, and what have we done with it?

DOG.
So tonight , once got off my second job (yeah I have a second job, im so cool {its sort of not real, but real])
I went to Michals and met one of her old friends and then we went to dinner together.

We wanted Italian, so we went to this little restaurant that had been recommended to us by her sister.
I agreed to go as long as it was reasonably priced (aka cheap)

We walk into this restaurant and the guy behind the counter goes
"...uhhhh can i help you" All startled/awkward

"yeah we called about getting our car detailed....WE WANT TO EAT, DUH"

Real response "We'd like to be seated to dinner......"

Good save Michal.

So we sit down and I open the menu and see it starts at 12 dollars and just goes up

The guy orders our drinks (which were all waters....) and when he walks away I say...."Guys..this is Olive Garden prices, if Im gonna drop this dough, its gonna be at Olive Garden"

We look back and he is just starting to fill our drinks.....
I suggest going up and telling him we are leaving
But Michal just books it out the door.

And me and her friend follow suit.

We felt like we had dined and dashed
(even tho we had no bill)

Then we get to Olive Garden and eat really tasty food and sing to our neighbors and enjoy life.

And then we decide to go to Oregano's for PAZOOKIE

Here is the thing about Oregano's....It is not good enough for how expensively it is priced....
and its slow....and gross.

Im sort of alone in that opinion.
Ive excepted it.
BUT NOT THEIR PAZOOKIE -IT IS GOOD

Pause: I make really good PAZOOKIE and get a lot of male attention for being able to do so (uhm....pazookie is not hard,....wait...maybe they arnt impressed....just wanting to get me back to their houses....IVE BEEN HOODWINKED!)

So we get to Oregano's
And meet our hottie server Jimmy.
So we;re all flirtin it up with this Chris Hemsworth lookin feller.

The bar was decorated with old wine bottles, and every time he left the room , we would grab one and set it on our table.
We ended up with like 15 of thees bottles.

It was entertaining for us.
We were acting like thees wine bottles were the most expensive off limits bottles ever in a restaurant.

Jimmy was super smooth and brought us extra chocolate chips and all that.
Workin for that tip.

But i wasn't planning on paying him in money, ya know.

That was inappropriate.

So we are sitting chatting and some guy slowly walks up to our table and kneels down and says "I ....got a question....for you...."

Uhm.....alright

"my buddy is going away to Florida and..."

There it is, ok I can smell the alcohol now....

"and ...we were wondering if you'd do shots with us......ya know....for him going away...."

Yeah totally - said the other two and not me because i dont drink.

And he just kept repeating himself and the plan and making it sound like this secret we could get killed for knowing........

And we kept explaining we understood.
And he ask Michals friend her name and shook her hand and then walked away.

Me and Michal look at each other....

They always go for the blondes.

Which is fine cuz i did not want to have to deal with turning this weird ass guy down.

And then he was gone for a long time and we were eating our cookies and enjoying ourselves when the waitress walks out with shots
Simultaneously our waiter walks up asking us how everything is and Mr. Drunk just walks up and grabs him and pulls him away........

and after like 3 minutes our waiter walks back and says "He just bought you all a round of shots"

It was the weirdest most awkward experience, and then we just stood there cheering and watching thees strangers drink....and then small talked for like half a second....and his friends were confused as to why we were there and I explained we had been paid to be there (ha, no.) and then the drunk punk was like "Pull up a chair" after awkwardly high fiv-ing Camille (Michals friend who i should have named forever ago....)
and we were like....nahhhhh
and then just walked away and talked about how freaking weird that was and kept stealing little bottles and giggling.

So Jimmy comes back with out check and all that, and the three of us write our numbers on the receipt.

Awwww yeiiii.

Now we are all waiting to see who he chooses

My guess is he already has a book worm girlfriend who he plans to propose to.

List of things i brought back from cali: