You're Just Somebody That I Used to Know

You wanna know all you need for me to be instantly attracted to you and start to imagine our future relationship?

• tall figure
• suave hair
• stubble
• suspenders 
• own some form of square glasses (correctional lenses/sunglasses)
• an original sense of humor that I have to keep up with.

Its really that easy.

I mean, there are little things (respect, cohesive morals blah blahh blahhhh)....but for the most part...thats it.

Also a plaid shirt doesn't hurt.

I mean, Im givin away all my secrets here, but it doesn't matter.

Cuz this person does not exist in Mesa Arizona.