Wednesday, August 8, 2012

There's change comin once and for all. You're getting too old, too weak to keep holding on.

HAPPY 100TH POST.


I wanted to post it on the anniversary of my first post ever (august 28th or something) but that is too far in the future.


I havnt posted a blog in forever, right?
My last post was about boys.
MMMMmmm.


I think God controls me through acne.


Sometimes he is like "Britanee, you are getting too cocky and too many boys want to hold your body, so Im gonna bring back your cystic acne."

Prepare for a 3 month boy hiatus.


Im gonna miss you, fellas.


I delayed writing this post because I wanted it to be a big monument of how far Id come in the last year since my first post ever.
However, nothing monumentous had happened.
I was having this weird like.... quarter life crisis.
Because I am now signed up for classes specialized to my degree and its the real deal and im at a place where i need to decide what Im gonna do with my life (which isnt true. I have lots of time)


So i didnt write a blog.


Because I was all stressed out.

And i didnt want to have nothing to show for a whole year.

Remember my papsmear post?
Im such a goof.
I GOT ANOTHER ONE TODAY.


DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN.

Piece of cake.
Im crackin jokes the whole time.
Laughin.



Thats what happens when you grow up.

Speaking of growing up.

I got a sweet job at Bank of America as a Mortgage servicing specialist.

ooott ooooot.


Its fancy.


Remember my new year resolutions?


2012 NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS.

  • be respectful to my mother
  • unconditionally love everyone i meet.
  • include people, be friendly.
  • forgive people (in particular)
  • talk to God more often (in progress) 
  • do more things that terrify me.
  • stay in touch with high school friends
  • be proud of the person I am at the end of the year.
  • make necessary money 





How are you doing with yours?



Thats right.


Im so much better than you.



Add BE HELLA CREATIVE to that list.



I just want to create everything, music, paintings, sculptures,performances, pinterest shizzz, im about to just tear shiz up just to rebuild it.



I love late night "I CAN DO ANYTHING" jolts.



You know what Im so excited for?


To see this little squirt tomorrow (slash its today)










That is her on new years eve.


And they say college kids are bad....

Have you ever seen a kid and thought "I get why people kid nap kids"








Some days, you just have to accept you are a big deal.
That is my wisdom to you.
And also.
Stand up for what you believe in.


Yeah.
This is getting deep.




SECOND YEAR OF COLLEGE LETS GO.


GROWN UP JOB LETS GO



pause:
Also, add "learn how to turn guys down"


Guys are always like "whats your number?" "we should hang out"

And im like.....errrm....uhhhh.


AND I GIVE THEM MY NUMBER


CUZ I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO.



Next time I turn a guy down, I will for sure let you know.

Although, now that my face is ripping apart, it may be a while before I reject a boy.



MY CONFIDENCE COMES FROM WITHIN.


SLASH  everyone should take what this article says to heart
http://www.metro.us/newyork/sports/article/1148979--what-if-every-olympic-sport-was-photographed-like-beach-volleyball


To my readers.

Be strong.

Do impressive things.



To quote the cutest girl in the world




"Bless"

















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