Oh lord, I still dont know what I stand for.

I love being a woman, cuz anytime you start acting crazy you can justify it by saying your on your period (even if you arnt.).


I used to try not to take advantage of it.


But now....



I use it a lot.



As I've already said, I dislike thurdays.
Cuz i have no friends in my health classes.
Even tho im trying to make some.
I think I made 3 today.
I'll take it.
And my hot teacher said "if a girl subscribed to that magazine, Id propose to her tomorrow."
Guess who has a new magazine subscription?
Even tho some girl told me he wont date former students.
Which obviously only leaves me with the choice of a face transplant and a new identity.
Today as all of us were leaving he yelled "Have a good weekend. Think of lots of data. Miss me!"
NONE OF THIS IS THE POINT.

Anyway, I had finally made it through thursday.
So i walk out to my car and try to start it. And it doesnt start.
So i figure its a dead battery.
Walmart auto already told me 2 months ago to get a new one.
BUT I AM SMARTER THAN YOU WALMART SO DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Anyway, so Taylor warns me it probably wont hold a jump cuz the thing is just kapoot.

But i decide i will risk it.
so i go and find a friend, she walks me to her car, and finds she has no jumper cables.
And then we go back inside, and then my teacher says she has jumper cables and walks me out.
And then we get to her car....no cables.
so then i decide i will just wait for my friend to gove me a ride home, then come back and replace the battery.
But, to save time, i figured Id try removing the battery and taking it home with me, so all id have to do is go exchange it and throw a new one in. (saving a lot of time and gas )
Remember all of this is taking place in 100+ weather and I've been walking all over the place trying to find this or that for 2 HOURS.
So i go to my car to try and teach myself how to remove a car battery....and I lock my keys in the car.



I can not tell you how many F words came out of my mouth.


Like, stuff like that only happens in the movies.



*exhales*

Finally, I give up on being self reliant and ask Taylor to come jump my car and escort me home.
Which he does because he is the best brother. He does it  even tho its his gas money and it would make him late for class and he had better things to do.


So i get home.
demoralized.
tired.
starving.



And i remember.....
I MADE MYSELF GLUTEN-FREE PIZZA LAST NIGHT AND I HAVE LEFT OVERS!!!!! YAY FOOD WILL SALVAGE MY AWFUL DAY.


I open the fridge....its no where to be found.



So when I say I am going to smash every belonging of the brother who ate it......I say it because Im on my period.