No time to waste and so many rules to break

Hazelnut milk reminds me of summertime.
Why?
Because every time I drink it im reminded of the morning Allie,Trent, Taylor and I went running and i came home and just drank a shiz ton of hazelnut milk and played card games.




Summer time was soo good. 
I miss it.


I also miss summer when I look at my fading tan on my legs. 


But then I see my pea coats and winter hats and everything is better.






Dude. 
Ive been having a hard couple of days.
Seriously, i dunno what my deal is.




WAIT.
I do know.




I just wrote a fatty blog telling you everything about my life and its innards.


And then erased it.




Im such a tease.




Heres the point of the 700 characters i typed (not really)  BUCKLE UP!




Lately.
Ive been hearing how bad of a person I am from a lot of different directions.








I am not a bad person.




Im not an idiot, or a lost cause, or a whore. <*that one was my favorite to hear :) 




Im a good person.






So listen to your own advice and stop thinking you know everything.






^^^^Man, thats deep.








blagh.




judgment.


Makes me want to vomit.




Cant even begin to tell you.




lets go on a tiny rant?
OK?
Cuz apparently i need to get this out.




I've had a crazy life.


seriously.
And i had to grow up fast.
And i gained a lot of good characteristics from all my crazy ass trials that you cant even begin to comprehend. 
And the fact that people would be so quick to chastise me.


Jigga, you dont know my life. 






SO theres that.




So that's what has been on my plate lately.






I really like growing up.
I really like being able to say what i think.
Remember when you were younger, you couldn't do that?




I mean, Im surrounded by conservatives most of the time, so I still kinda cant.
But...




I like it.


People cant really try and change you or reprimand you.


They just tell you "well, you know what is right"


Damn right I do. 














Joshua Lee is really good to me.










NO joke.
Boy can handle me when im psycho, when im obnoxiously loud, when im shy, when i wont answer him and so we just sit there for 20 minutes until i talk, when I have road rage, when i disrespect my family, when i overreact, when i cry in his shoulder, when i talk about tiny insignificant details of my day that no one in their right mind would ever be interested in, when i talk in weird voices,when i say awkward/ inappropriate / embarrassing things. 






Sometimes I just look at him and wonder how I got so lucky.






Anyway.


Life is pretty bearable.


Good friends, good grades, a roof over my head,whole food in the fridge.


What can ya do ?










so theres all that.
Its late and im a girl....so this is whatcha get.

I am strong enough to stand,protecting both your heart and mine.

So this post is for my good friend Kristin.
"Thats an EYE ball!"


I AM WRITING TOO MANY BLOGS.


Im an addict. 


Maybe if i go to therapy they can cure me. Just like homosexuality.




right.




I need a vlog so you can see thees eye brows doin work.






Wanna hear how much better my night was than yours ?




I got a pedicure

those are my feet.
See that scar? That is from walking into a bucket.A pointy bucket. I felt like Jesus for a long time.
Too much ?
Its true tho.




and then i went to sierra bonita.

^^^Me trying to be creative.

Best sweet potatoes you've ever tasted.




Then i went to my friend Kendyalls house. And partied. and lit lanterns and made a wish and let them go!

ohjhhhhhh SHIZ. that is one of the coats i bought. so cute,right ?

Some lanterns got caught on electric wires or the top of sheds or tree's and Id fall down and press my legs together as to not pee my pants.


It made me really really happy.
I got this crazy endorphin high, were i felt like every tiny thing had meaning, and i had an over whelming love for everyone around me. 




It was a great Friday.




Did you know Im actually LOOSING readers due to my font/text situation ? 
Please, enlighten me on how to turn my text black, Cuz i have clicked my fingers to the bone looking for a solution.




Wanna hear something funny?


I stepped outside of the bumpin house party to answer Joshua Lee's phone call, and a former member of the bishop brick walked out right as soon as I said "Im gonna rub my body all over yours."


I 100% stand by what I said. Im not taking it back.




Today, I mentioned how much I miss Joshua Lee, and my uncle told me I was "one of THOSE girls"
errrrrrg. I tried my best to protest, but i didnt have a very convincing argument.




Its hard stuff, this love thang.




GUYS.
I want to make a bannana smothie (cuz im a part time whole-food-err) but its too late to run a blender.
and tomorrow, im going to fresh 'n easy and a farmers market....and charolett russe but thats totally unrelated.
And then im going to josh;s improv show....even tho Josh isnt there.....
Great. Cuz we all know how much I love to watch the improv troupe i didnt get into.
^LAST ONE I PROMISE










You know why i wish i was a guy ?


So i could go for a run right now.


Cuz,being a girl, I'd get raped (man, im so hot.) but being a boy, the rapist would just drive by 
"No, its alright, he's one of us..."






SO i thought Id have more than this to talk about.


Apparently not. 




Im gonna go decompose on pinterest.




BYE KIDS. 

Let me tell you a story in the form of a dream. I dont know why I have to tell it, but i know what it means.

Remember when we put all the jappanees in camps?
We're so messed up.








So im going on a whole foods diet, thanks to my cool friends and a documentary called "Forks over Knives" and the fact I like to eat really healthy.


Did you guys know I am a Health and Nutrition major?
Yeah, for real.


But i guess I've forgotten, and I have the Applebees receipts to prove it.
So much dang Applebee's.



Things Im going to miss the most

• Red robin
• applebees
• Ice cream
• bacon

So I think thats about it.




Heres the dealio.
Im not gonna go like crazy cold turkey, ill let myself have the occasional frozen yogurt or french fry (are those vegan? cuz....I am legitimately worried that i cant cut those out of my diet.)


Im just takin it slow.
The goal is not to save animals or promote gay marriage
Its just to better myself.


So thats fun.


And Im gonna shop at a farmers market! For real!


Cant wait.




Speaking of things Im looking forward to
Joshua is in Prescott filming a movie (I know, its so hard dating a celebrity.)
And its only been one day (he's gone for 3.6)
But seriously, I miss that stinkin boy.
Its not even that we cant go one day without seeing each other, its just the idea that if i wanted to see him tonight, I couldnt.






Oh my gosh.
This computer doesnt spell check.
Guys we're screwed.




So today, at community college, it was like an episode of friends.
People were like playin football and i was lounging in the grass with friends and i made new friends and i ate cheeze-its.
It was lovely.




I miss josh.




OH MY GOSH YOUR SUCH A SAPPY GIRL WHO IS OVERLY ATTACHED AND CLINGY AND YOU SUCK AND I HATE YOU.




Where did that come from?




Remember when you were single, and you'd read people posts about their significant other and vomit all over your key board?
Yeah me too.


So i try to keep my "My-boyfriend-is-the-all-time-best-oh-my-gosh-he-treats-me-like-a-princess" posts to a minimum.




So you dont have to clean your keyboard as often.


You're welcome.




So today in communication, I found out 2 other girl's sisters had died.
I was gonna suggest a club.


But....i didnt know if it was the right time.


Life is so crazy.


Everyone dies.




ARE YOU GUYS STILL WAITING FOR PICS OF MY PEA COATS>!!?!!?


Next blog I promise.




So today someone mentioned they read my blog.well 2 people in fact.
"surprise readers" if you will
I love it.


A lot.


Did you guys know I have a Bahama Bucks Party Pack in my freezer ? Its like i am a Bahama Bucks slave, who was forced to live in the facilities and steals shaved ice by night.




Love it.




HOLY CROW.


Today.
I had so many people trying to convince me to fly to various towns in Idaho.
It was so rough.
Though, the most convincing argument was made by my 2 year old niece.
As my mother would say
"That child's got the devil in her."


She is the slinkiest little girl,and it just melts my heart.
She only makes eye contact sideways, cuz SHE KNOWS shes doing something wrong.
But like any demon baby, they have a hold on you, and  you cant help but want to take their tiny hand and follow them into the dark abyss.




Not gonna lie, late night posts are my favorite. Cuz i make no sense.


You know that childs mother will read this ?


She will either completely agree, or shun me for publicly discussing her childs soul.
She's pretty cool, i dont think she'll mind.
I mean, she DID used to watch Friends.
Which means she HASSSTO be cool.




Guys remember when I had gnarly acne that made young children cry when ever they looked at me ?


ITS TOTES GONE ( Ive given in, i say totes. But only in text,never verbally.Maybe thats how it starts


i LOOK LIKE FRICKEN HAYDEN PANATIEREREFDFS IN THOSE NUTROGENIA  COMMERCIALS.
Im serious. I wash my face in slow motion.




GUYSSSS.


My computer just crashed.




Thank goodness for auto-save






so i was gonna do no shave November.


And then I remembered I have a boyfriend.
Ad then I remembered hairy arm pits are grosss...




so...I shaved them.




Clean as a whistle.




JOSH COMES HOME ON SUNDAY AND THEN IT IS OUR 2 MONTH.




AWAHHH-A-WAHHHAAA.


*Follow this train of thought.




Im going to watch new girl while I post this blog<I have two computer screens <im on my dads computer not mine.






See how that all tied together?






Is this post too long ?




Cuz sometimes that doesnt matter, as long as it is entertaining enough.
SO Im asking you....is this funny enough to be this long.




Men are so weird.


Thats one of he reasons I hate sitting through church.
They just talk to show how much knowledge they have and how much they are like God.


Well God wasnt pompous-so keep trying. 




And i wont even get into the hole theory I have.




Not here. 
I have young readers.




Ive been having weird dreams.


I think im going to get a prophesy soon.


Not to be confused with that sandra bulluc movie Premonition.




But....my days have seemed a little out of order.








OK NOW IM JUST RAMBELLING.


Guys, if you have better stuff to do, go do it.
Im not forcing you to be here.
And i never said to read it in one sitting, take breaks, read it in chunks.








Im gonna go do other stu *SIDE NOTE: I LOVE PINTEREST WITH ALL MY HEART.* ff






Bye i love you! 

I have read the right books to interpret your looks.

So i think I have a brain tumor. 


The last couple of days I have had the WORST headaches. And I never get head aches. SO there's that.


List of things to do on blog today
complain
Learn how to use HTML










Yesterday was rough.




I had a mini emotional break down in the car on my way to Josh's.
And then I emotionally vomited all over Josh and then cried a tiny bit into his shoulder.




So that helped.
He's so good to me.




You know when you see all these microscopic problems, that arnt big enough to be too much bother,and then they all come together perfectly and create the most awful overwhelming situation?






Thats what I see coming.


Hasnt happened yet.


But it will in a while.










ON TO HAPPIER THINGS.




I bought the worlds cutest coats.






...I wanted to put pics up.
But i havnt taken any.


So i will leave you hanging, and then post some later, and you'll be like 
"THIS IS THE MOST RELIABLE BLOG EVER BECAUSE SHE TOLD ME THEY WERE THE WORLDS CUTEST COATS AND NOW THAT I SEE THEM THAT IS 100% ACCURATE."


Calm down reader, its just a coat.




Also I went to smashburger .


Way good! 




My uncle bought a $5 dollar milkshake.


Worlds best milk shake.
(^phrase of the day?)


It was made with Haagen Daz Ice cream.




TOO TASTY!


I called it the best day ever. Cuz i bought a lot of stuff.






Any way, I know the beginning was vague and depressing. But im way better today.
So thats good. 
Its actually been a really fun week with Ronald Macdonald here.






IM BI-POLAR KAY BYE.

And Im singing to the animals.

^^^^This Tittle comes from my lovers lips.
I have no Idea where he comes up with this stuff
I was just in the other room and i overheard him playing Taylors guitar and singing to Taylor.....and apparently the animals. 


I love that boy. 




So Josh and I just made peanut butter cookies, with the little hash marks and everything. 


I dont like them. But he does.
So i made them for him.




Some people flirt to convert.
but i just cook to convert.


Even tho Im surprisingly good at both.






Just to be clear. 
Im SO joking about any type of conversion being attempted on Joshua.


I cant really explain how much I hate the term "flirt to convert"
I cant really explain how much I hate people hassling me about him not being Mormon.


Ive said it before and I'll say it again; I form my opinions of people by their character, and not by their religion. Because neither one comes with any guarantees about the other. 




So there's that.


Sorry, I went to church today.










LETS TALK ABOUT MY AWESOME WEEKEND,YEAH?


Friday night Josh and I baby sat in a haunted house.
Way spooky. Josh and I both heard a ton of clattering silverware and then when i was in the hall way alone i heard feet shuffling.
Gave me the heeebeee jeeebeeees.
 Then,I picked up my uncle who flew in from Canada.
As a tradition, we get Waffle House!
So we go to waffle house (Keep in mind, my boy Lou is working) and i pull up and there is all these cops and they are all taking pictures and its all crazy. 
But Im like "Lou is working......Imma go on in"
And I did.


And I was like "LOU!"
And he was like "EYYYY GURLLL"
And i was like"can we eat?"
And he was like "Yeah, i still gotta make that moneyyy"


Turns out they were robbed like right before we got there.
Pretttttty awesome.




SATURRRDAY.
Ron and Allie and I went to Red Robin (oh yeah, taylor came too) and then Walmart where I bought a delicioussssss fall candle and its burning right now and making me soo happy.
And then I went to Bath and Body, where they no longer have my all time favorite scent (Apricot vanilla or whateverrr).And so i was really sassy with the store attendants.
And then I got all ready to go to Josh's first improv show.


I didnt realize how bitter I was about not making the troupe untill I saw the show.
Heres the deal: I dont mind not making it into things.
 Its just when people who are WAY worse than me make it in. 
Being a GIRL who is FUNNY is sorta unique cuz most girls just kinda suck. And so I hate seeing girls who just kinda suck, in an improv group. BECAUSE IT GIVES GIRLS BAD REPUTATIONS.(<<<<<< thats what ^^^^^is all trying to say.) 
NOT ALL GIRLS ARE DUMB HOES WHO HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER.
Ehhem.
But that stays between you and me.




And I met josh's mom.And his step dad.
It went very well.
They were all very nice to me.


And then we went to THOR'S house(yes his name is really Thor) on a triple date including Myself and my lover, Taylor and Celeste, and Thor and Catherine.


TOO MUCH FUN.


we roasted marshmallows.and made smorrressss
And he has a gay roommate!
AND ME AND THE GAY ROOMIE CLICKED LIKE CRAZY AND I LOVE GAYS AND I LOVE THIS GAY.
And we just chilled with jazz music and a fire on a cold cold night and it was pretty perfect.
Made me glad I chose to go to a community college.




AND THEN A DOG RAPED TAYLOR.




For real - the dog mounted him like a horse and was not taking no for an answer. 


I honestly had to seriously consider what i would do if i peed my pants.
Cuz i was crossed and squeezzin like there was no tomorrow.


Highlight of the night.






And now its SUNDAY.


I went to sacrament. And just kept thinking how much I hated being there. And then I went to Sunday School and really enjoyed it and learned a lot from the lesson. 




So im back to my little perch on the fence.




Anyway.
Thats pretty much it for now.


Jere Van Patten realllly wanted me to update my blog and he's sorta my favorite so....i ussssssually do whatever he tells me to. 










OK I LOVE YOU GUYS.
STAYED TUNED CUZ I HAVE A REALLY EXCITING WEEK AHEAD OF ME!

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine, I keep my eyes wide open all the time.

THIS POST IS JAM PACKED WITH STORY GOODNESS!




FIRST


Today, i was driving to school.
Here I am mossingggg along , when alllll a sudden, a yellow car traveling the opposite direction flys into my lane so i slammmmmm on my breaks and swerve to my right, and the car is STILLLL SWERVING INTO ME, so i swerve even harder, and then my car looses control, and then finally, the yellow car straightens out and drives off.
WHAT THE EFF WORD ?
I sat there.
looked around.
Said a prayer thanking God and Jesus that i wasnt killed.
(I pray to both. Did you know i didnt know that prayers went to God until like a year ago? So, i cant just abandon Jesus.So now I just pray to both.)
And then I called Josh and told him I almost died.




So that was a nice way to start my day.




And then i went to school.




And then witnessed this really random fight that made no sence, and then got scolded as if i had anything to do with it.
Which put me in a bad mood.
And then I had to stand there and hear the guy who started talk about it over and over again, and so i told him he was ignorant and a hypocrite and he needed to man up and take credit for it and stop blaming it on the other guy,who was really cool and calm about the whole unjustified fiasco.


It was uncomfortable.
But, i been stunnin all my life.




so whatevs.


Then I came home and made delicious cashew broccoli chicken stir-fry!(yummmmbo! Thanks Sarah!)


And now I am procrastinating this cause and affect essay that is due in two days, which,in college time is like....3 weeks.
Not worried at all.






HALLOWEEN!
I went as a 40's girl.
But i liked to change my answer when people asked.
Favorites: politician's wife and high class prostitute.




I looked really cute!

And i made Taylor a Cat!
*Inspired by chelsy lynn's cat costume.

Josh and I went to this sweet Halloween party, he was dressed as a guy from mad men, and we looked super hot. BUT we dont have any pictures. (ahem, Catherine....) I have 1 awful one from my phone....and that is it...

But anyway, for the party, we made cute jack o lantern cookies!

Why you ask?

Because I had been stalking Kate,Emily,and Kaylie's blogs and saw there fricken adorable blogs, and so i wanted to copy them

Uhm, that is my hot boyfriend icing a ghost. hottttieee.

The green thing is not an alligator.
Its a bat.....
Next year, totally going to have better cookie cutters.






Finally,Josh and I, along with a bunch of his friends went to see paranormal activity 3. Uhm. I hate scary movies.a lot. a lot a lot. So most of it was spent with my knee caps blocking the screen.Which suited me just fine. I got the joy of hearing all the scary stuff, and then having it all explained to me after the show. Also, I got to hear all of josh's friends reaction to the movie, which was a lot of screaming, cussing(followed by public apologies) and this one guy who kept repeating "That's normal" after every paranormal thing that happened. The reactions were definitely the best part of the whole experience.  Sounded like a real good flick.
All and All, Halloween was pretty good.












I have a friend, Kristen, who suggested a Vlog.
Yeah, i wish.
If i had the editing technology, i would totally (*k, pause. I have a really hard time NOT saying "totes")






So, we will see.




OK JOSH IS HERE AND WE ARE GOING TO DINNER.


LOVE YOU GUYS.