^^^^This Tittle comes from my lovers lips.
I have no Idea where he comes up with this stuff
I was just in the other room and i overheard him playing Taylors guitar and singing to Taylor.....and apparently the animals.
I love that boy.
So Josh and I just made peanut butter cookies, with the little hash marks and everything.
I dont like them. But he does.
So i made them for him.
Some people flirt to convert.
but i just cook to convert.
Even tho Im surprisingly good at both.
Just to be clear.
Im SO joking about any type of conversion being attempted on Joshua.
I cant really explain how much I hate the term "flirt to convert"
I cant really explain how much I hate people hassling me about him not being Mormon.
Ive said it before and I'll say it again; I form my opinions of people by their character, and not by their religion. Because neither one comes with any guarantees about the other.
So there's that.
Sorry, I went to church today.
LETS TALK ABOUT MY AWESOME WEEKEND,YEAH?
Friday night Josh and I baby sat in a haunted house.
Way spooky. Josh and I both heard a ton of clattering silverware and then when i was in the hall way alone i heard feet shuffling.
Gave me the heeebeee jeeebeeees.
Then,I picked up my uncle who flew in from Canada.
As a tradition, we get Waffle House!
So we go to waffle house (Keep in mind, my boy Lou is working) and i pull up and there is all these cops and they are all taking pictures and its all crazy.
But Im like "Lou is working......Imma go on in"
And I did.
And I was like "LOU!"
And he was like "EYYYY GURLLL"
And i was like"can we eat?"
And he was like "Yeah, i still gotta make that moneyyy"
Turns out they were robbed like right before we got there.
Pretttttty awesome.
SATURRRDAY.
Ron and Allie and I went to Red Robin (oh yeah, taylor came too) and then Walmart where I bought a delicioussssss fall candle and its burning right now and making me soo happy.
And then I went to Bath and Body, where they no longer have my all time favorite scent (Apricot vanilla or whateverrr).And so i was really sassy with the store attendants.
And then I got all ready to go to Josh's first improv show.
I didnt realize how bitter I was about not making the troupe untill I saw the show.
Heres the deal: I dont mind not making it into things.
Its just when people who are WAY worse than me make it in.
Being a GIRL who is FUNNY is sorta unique cuz most girls just kinda suck. And so I hate seeing girls who just kinda suck, in an improv group. BECAUSE IT GIVES GIRLS BAD REPUTATIONS.(<<<<<< thats what ^^^^^is all trying to say.)
NOT ALL GIRLS ARE DUMB HOES WHO HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER.
Ehhem.
But that stays between you and me.
And I met josh's mom.And his step dad.
It went very well.
They were all very nice to me.
And then we went to THOR'S house(yes his name is really Thor) on a triple date including Myself and my lover, Taylor and Celeste, and Thor and Catherine.
TOO MUCH FUN.
we roasted marshmallows.and made smorrressss
And he has a gay roommate!
AND ME AND THE GAY ROOMIE CLICKED LIKE CRAZY AND I LOVE GAYS AND I LOVE THIS GAY.
And we just chilled with jazz music and a fire on a cold cold night and it was pretty perfect.
Made me glad I chose to go to a community college.
AND THEN A DOG RAPED TAYLOR.
For real - the dog mounted him like a horse and was not taking no for an answer.
I honestly had to seriously consider what i would do if i peed my pants.
Cuz i was crossed and squeezzin like there was no tomorrow.
Highlight of the night.
And now its SUNDAY.
I went to sacrament. And just kept thinking how much I hated being there. And then I went to Sunday School and really enjoyed it and learned a lot from the lesson.
So im back to my little perch on the fence.
Anyway.
Thats pretty much it for now.
Jere Van Patten realllly wanted me to update my blog and he's sorta my favorite so....i ussssssually do whatever he tells me to.
OK I LOVE YOU GUYS.
STAYED TUNED CUZ I HAVE A REALLY EXCITING WEEK AHEAD OF ME!
YAY! My haunted house is gonna be FAMOUS!
ReplyDeleteOkay, I know you have a lot of encouragement to marry someone in the temple and it's annoying and I have something to say about that and about how you feel. Brace yourself! So, I married a return missionary in the temple the first time and guess what? He turned out to be an alcoholic, drug addicted, pornography addicted, physically abusive cheater. Yeah! I was 19 and that's what I got and I had no idea what to do with it. So I had a baby and then left him.
And I was single for 7 1/2 years and I dated it all. Have you read my dating stories blog? Okay. Yes, you did and you saw what I dated. I decided I was no longer seeking out a return missionary to take me to the temple. I would look upon a man's qualities and characteristics and set religion aside.
And I had the opportunity to marry a few different non Mormon guys who I loved very much, but then deep down I realized that I would have major struggles with the whole difference in religion and I wasn't so sure I wanted that and I prayed about it because I do trust God. He's a smart man and He'll put me with the right man. So He basically said no to all the guys - Mormon and non Mormon - for 7 1/2 years and I was like, "Seriously? I'm running out of time to have more babies. This is retarded!" And then suddenly I met Bertrand - on the INTERNET - and God told me that marrying him even though I didn't know him was the right thing to do.
And I was all "Yay! I ended up with a Mormon boy after all. No worries there." And he was all strong in the priesthood and a good member. And then a year later he was on the couch watching sports on Sundays and refusing to go to church and he was all, "I want beer. Buy me beer." And I was like, "What the crap? This is NOT how it was supposed to work out." And then lots of stuff happened - mostly bad - and we almost divorced like a million times and I was like, "God, I thought you knew what you were doing." And then suddenly he stopped smoking and drinking and came back to church and our marriage is so strong and we are so happy and now I'm crying. Are you crying? Okay, that's okay. You don't have to.
ANYWAY - trust God. That's the only answer. Pray to Him about a major decision like who to date and who to marry and I promise He'll give you the right answer. But you still get a choice. You always get a choice.
And here's one more inspirational story. Okay, so one of my aunts married a non Mormon guy like a million years ago. Okay, not that much, but close. She's old...er. So, anyway, everyone was so sad and distraught and thought she had made a big mistake. She had two kids and they got baptized, but my uncle Tony was like, "No thanks." And then one day he decided to take the discussions. They had been married for like more than 20 years and he just decided he wanted to join and take her to the temple because he loved her so much, he didn't even want to think about not being with her - not even on the other side. So...there you go. Two totally different stories that worked out.
I think my comment was longer than your post. Sorry. But I had to share.
I feel like we are the same person with our relationships. But anyway... people eventually stop with the whole religion thing. It helps to say "yo, his mom is gay, he's not going to convert and shove that in her face.. mmkay?"
ReplyDeleteAlso, my dog straight up mounts me like daily. Yeah, totally awkward.